garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(via bigfatnigga)

caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

(Source: orelpuppington, via bigfatnigga)

condommodel:

stop being cute you live far away

(via oh-helloo)